February 2012
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I can't even breathe.
Hungrily Tripping
Malcolm tripped along nauseously. He was on his way to meet his lover, Margot, for Valentine’s Day. He smiled to see a dog hopping along, carrying a Narnia in its mouth.
Malcolm was almost under the bed when he came across an orange cake, lying alone on a dazzling plate. “That must be a treat from my shiny bear,” he said to himself, and tripped over to it....
joshishollywood:
What people don’t understand is that tumblr is a private company
The constitution wasn’t really written for blogs you know
That’s why blogging sites have terms of use in the first place
So they’re being pretty fair in telling you what you can and cannot post about
Stop being bratty children who think you’re being oppressed because you can no longer attempt to trigger...
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What I've Done Today
Eat some crackers
Got all caught up in rp threads
Science homework
Math homework
Sleep
Sleep
Sleep
Sleep
Asthma attack
Tumblr
jesuschapstick:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
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Re: This is why society sucks
colouratura:
loveandotherhumanrights | lukeiamyournigga:
I HATE when girls act like they get pressured to look a certain way, when guys are really the ones that have to look one way. Guys like girls that look all different kind of ways. But typically the good looking guy looks ONE way. Tall dark and handsome. Everyone wants to be tan, tall, and muscular. That is what men are supposed to look...
My Dad Came Into My Room Earlier...
Me: -lying in bed, half asleep-
My dad: -opens the door- What are you doing?
Me: -mumbles- Took medicine, made me sleep.
Dad: All right, cool. -closes my door and leaves-
Two things: One, how the fuck did he understand me, and two, what did he want when he came in?!?
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Woke up having another coughing fit, and was...
The room was blindingly white, and painfully bare. Save for a bed, with a small child lying in it and wheezing softly, it was empty. With no warning, the child shot up, gasping for air as she awoke from the force of the loud coughs forcing their way from her lungs. Sweat dripped from her every pore, heart racing like she was being chased by a beast, fear overwhelming her every sense. The door...
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Confession:
Sometimes I go on anon and just go creep in ask boxes of people I like.
And I say really nice things, hoping that they’ll be happy and like it.
I’m too shy to do it off anon, because I always worry that if I say it off anon, they’ll think I’m weird.
Kate always knows it’s me, though. Probably because I do it to her so often oops. Not like, super often, but more...
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sociopath-in-a-sweatervest:
001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:
Favorite character:
Least Favorite character:
5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):
Character I find most attractive:
Character I would marry:
Character I would be best friends with:
a random thought:
An unpopular opinion:
my canon OTP:
Non-canon OTP:
most badass character:
pairing I am not a fan of:
...
p-mctully:
I really don’t understand why it would bother you that a random person on the Internet doesn’t find your favorite celebrity attractive
Same. Just. Why? I understand not getting it, but there’s no reason to get angry.
Reblog if you want a 'FUCK, MARRY, GET DRUNK WITH'...
telescopiic:
laeliascribbles:
loopylunalovegood:
spaces-between-us:
DO IT.
YEAH, PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO SHY, DO IT AND YOU GET GIVEN COOKIES!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TOOO
WHY AM I DOING THIS I KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
Please? I don’t even care if you give me weird ones!
helivesunderawaterfall:
How people play Pokémon: Let’s find out the base stats of this pokémon, the amount of advantages and disadvantages it’s type has, his nature and abilities, it’s capacities to learn different TMs and HMs and let’s then combine it’s powers with 5 other pokémon that will make a balanced team.
How I play Pokémon:
“Beware of people who dislike cats.”
– Irish Proverb (via catp0rn)
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Every night I tell myself I'll go to bed early
angryflamingo:
alofthehomo:
and every night I end up reading porny fanfics until 2.30am
we are the same person.
Confession: The first time I read this, I thought it said pony fanfics and thought it applied to me too.
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Ugh, I'm sick and so I'm sore and exhausted and I...
I just wish I could stay not-sick for more than a week at a time. This really fucking sucks.
I hate the phrase, 'People who have it way worse...
l0lhax0r:
no
fuck you that is NOT what someone needs to hear at the time.
No matter what they’re going through you should never say that.
I don’t care how menial their problem seems to you, it’s important enough to them to make them feel upset so by saying that it just makes them feel stupid and ugh.
I just hate that string of words.
Problems are problems.
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"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
thenewfantastic:
criminallyobsessed:
hotel-denouement:
moral-highground:
yougotredonyou:
nicklex:
hannahisdead:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
So, I just started playing the airport search game...
As I get sent to my first location, Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics starts playing on iTunes. My location? A forest. Instant flashback to the pilot episode of Grimm. Oh, iTunes, you never fail to amuse me.
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leatherboundandrichmahogany said: Love yoooouuuu
Love you too~.
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Watchangryflamingo:
angryflamingo:
angryflamingo:
Late, but this is a happy valentines day video. Potatoes need to watch this. Naomi needs to watch this. Sarah needs to watch this. The rp blogs that follow me need to watch this. Everyone who follows me pretty much needs to watch this.
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone.
I’m pretty sure people missed this because I posted it at like 1 this...
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leatherboundandrichmahogany said: Penisssssss>~<======3
That’s it. I’m dead.
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leatherboundandrichmahogany replied to your post:...
Oh my god. I literally cannot breathe. I’m laughing too hard at this. Stooooooooop.
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Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
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leatherboundandrichmahogany replied to your post:...
WOMAN YOU ARE KILLING ME STOP IT.
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Porn snake.
